Friday, 13 April 2007

camel horse cross

botu So my question is,

Can a horse be crossed with a camel..If so...then behold

The Shetland camel. A small hairy humped beast! The concept dreamed up many man years ago, about 7 in fact. But the image of the small spitting horse thing follows me round day to day. Sometimes using racial slurs against me.

And now apparently he can talk. A lot of my ideas can talk surreptitiously, I don't try to understand it, but I will try. I think I stems back to my childhood, where in cartoons usually inanimate or animal objects and beings talked. Jimbo and the jetsets, for example, is about planes that can talk, Tugs about well as the name suggests, was about tugs that could talk and Thomas the tank engine, thanks to some crackhead priest, was about talking trains!

CITV recently sent enforcers round and physically removed my CITV privalges.

But I think you get the idea of why a lot of peoples cartoons contain talking 'things'. But as some people may say this is not always a bad thing. But i disagree...think about it, how freaky is a talking train? If one pulled into loughborough station talking to an uppity fat man, I would scream witch and set it on fire, the train and the fat man! It's just not right. But now think about the next generation of entertainers, comic creators and mental inventors.

Think of their childhood influences, teletubbies for example are gonna mean that instead of 'talking' cakes we are now going to have 'nonsenseical babbling pink goo toast eating' cakes, or camels.

With televisions in their stomach.

Wait do you think the teletubbies often try and get the "special" pay-per view channels on those belly tellies? I mean some of those ariels look pretty specialist I rekon they get german sattelite on that s*it...and they have the best pron...

ok now im rambling

1 comment:

trotmaster said...

Why Big Dave #84?! There are 83 other people who chose to go by this name. I'll go and set Phillip on them, once he's woken up and gets off the ceiling.