fingers

I have none


Thanks to jordan on guitar hero 2 on expert...i cant complete the bugger but i have used an entire tube of deep heat...

Im sore

Anyhoo, imback at university now so i guess this may become a more frequent affair, although i somehow doubt it, im a lazy bugger u know.

Ok thats twice ive said bugger (thrice).

So something to talk about today well seeing as all I have to mention about guitar hero 2 was jordan, then i dunno what to say now!

Bannanas, my roomate just bought some and left them on the window ledge...now the first thing i notice is that the bunch in question (Thats right im interrogating it) looks like two hands one on top of the other, as if one bannana fingered dead guy was jelping a bannana fingered woman make a clay pot on a potting wheel...they couldt do it anyway they havent got the dexterity in their fleshy innards, f*cking bannana fingered people...

Secondly im tempted to draw faces on them and then suspend them around the room, much like weirdly omnipitent yellow gods...

Or bannanas on string with faces.

What else could you draw faces on and have fun with??

Eggs, Oranges, Individual pieces of macaroni, leaves on trees, your eyes and of course the corpse of Johnny walker.

So go into the world with a sharpie or other suitable permanent marker and scribble on surfaces where a face would provide humour and distract a chav long enough for you to disguise yourself as the front of a co-op...

they'l never see you but may hang out in front of you