Nanna

Oh my gentle jesus

You have to listen to the Ross and terri shows from the australian radio show triple j.

It's more Ross noble than you should ever try and endure. He is hilarious and just drives the woman he works with mental, because when she is trying to play a music he just keeps on talking..and he keeps on saying plums in reference to his balls playing the role of wrecking balls in the front of a pair of his shorts, which he was giving away.

Anyway the reason i mention it is they have produced a template slash kit, for creating nanna a full size nanna and I want one. So i have downloaded her and now all i need is a full colour cartridge (yes it takes a full colour cartridge to make) and some card. And interesting places to put her.

And now the list begins,

Behind my ironing board doing my ironing for me,
In my bedroom looking out my window keeping an eye on fellow students,
in trees
In the pub with me, more than likely the students union for me to stand at the bar with
in general pictures with me on my travels so i can look happy with my nanna
in cars with me in some sort of weird drive by situations
on stage when i do open mike
on stage when i do any sort of performance
in my bed
in my cupboard
Maybe ill find some more cutouts and have parties with them

Many other places would also be utilised. I just realised how bizare it is listening to old radio shows, mainly because these things have happened and I am listening to dead words, dead hollow husks of words.

The evil necromancer of words has once again decided it is worth raising these words from the grave, zombie words...the evil words which run rampant across this world devouring the brains of dictionaries and english students...

Don't cross the vampire words though they will suck the life out of your words either draining them and turning them into lines _________ like so, no longer will they stand proud but just limp like lettuce or turn them into vampire words themselves.

Ok mind unravelled so soon.

well about halfway through...

or maybe near the end.

I dont think i can carry on much more with this post.